Just in case you were wondering how the Moobra works – well, obviously, it is not a copy of a women’s bra, because if that is what a man wanted, he could buy one in a large size.
No, the joy of the Moobra is that you slip your moobs into the moulded cups and straight away you are the proud possessor of a pair of magnificent, taut and bulging pecs, held firmly in place by the ingenious strap and back-fastening clasp, which is exactly the same as the one on the conventional bra.
If you as a chap find this uncomfortable, well I can only say, welcome to the club, because there is no such thing as a comfortable bra, they all constrict you and are itchy and uncomfortable on your back. Welcome to the world of beauty.
I am sure you will be asking me now, where can I buy this? Alas, I am sorry to say that my skills do not stretch to dressmaking. The Moobra is as yet a figment of my febrile imagination. I offer it to the universe and hope that some enterprising needleperson will pick it up and run with it.
The Moobra awaits. .