My recent posts have been on the serious side, so today I’m going for a more fun approach with this
Epic Yoof Quiz – check it out!
HOW COOL R U IN A CRISIS/CREZZY?
Tick your choice or chazzy – a,b,or c to find out how you would cope.
1. The world has been destroyed by a massive nuclear explosion/meltdown. As the fallout travels to your ‘hood, do you:
a/cover yourself in bling and go out with your bezzies for one last crazy party?
b/phone David Cameron and shout obscenities at him until you stop breathing?
c/become a scientist and discover a cure for radiation sickness?
2. You arrive in London to discover that civilisation as we know it has ended and there are riots and looting everywhere. Do you:
a/ Find a fit boy/girl and help them carry off as many flatscreens as poss?
b/ Quietly go and eliminate the royal family and declare yourself Queen/King?
c/ Take control of the airports, internet, TV stations and whole food shops and start up a new and more wholesome type of society?
3. You find a cute newborn baby on your doorstep. Do you:
a/ Apply to be on reality tv show ‘I found a Newbie on my Dewbie’?
b/ Leave it there after checking it out for valuables?
c/ Tweet the world that you are the virgin parent of the new saviour of the universe?
4. You are off-piste skiing with Kylie Minogue. A huge rock looms up just as she is telling you that if anything was to happen to her you would have to do all her shows, wear her clothes and inherit her bank balance. Do you:
a/ Scream ‘Kylie! Watch out! There’s a massive rock arrrrghhhhh splat!’
b/ Quietly ski away down the hill to stardom?
c/ Use your laser pen to cut the rock in half and earn Kylie’s temporary gratitude?
5. You are marooned on a desert island. Another person suddenly washes up on the beach. Do you:
a/ Take off all your clothes and shout ‘I don’t care what sex you are, I LOVE YOU!’
b/ Tell them that you own the whole island but if they agree to be your abject slave you will let them occupy a small and unattractive corner of it, otherwise they are lunch for your pet shark.
c/ Lull them into a coma with your potent coconut wine, then use their unconscious body as a raft and paddle to safety.
6. The boyf has offered to buy you a pet. Do you choose:
a/ A black panther with a jewelled collar.
b/ A black mamba and a sharp stick to poke it with.
c/You don’t believe that animals were born to bondage and at the zoo you have a big row and end up feeding him to the lions.
7. You have unexpectedly died. How do your friends react?
a/ ‘OMG that is like so gross!’
b/ You don’t have any friends.
c/ They all write a totally epic speech for your funeral.
HOW DID YOU GET ON?
MOSTLY As: Wow! You are one cool party animal. What a shame that your life is going to be so short, as you have zilch sense of self-preservation.
MOSTLY Bs: Ooh, you are a bit of a meanie. Lighten up, smile more, and start noticing how much people dislike you.
MOSTLY Cs: You are a right smartypants and I hate you already. Unfortunately you are destined for fab success in whatever you do.